I have funny friends

 

 

Chapter One: Starting Your Very Own Mega-Church

Chapter Two: Profit

Chapter Three: How to Cope With Losing Half Your Money to Your Ex-Wife
After You’re Caught with a (Male) Hooker

Chapter Four: Repeat.

(the above written by my sketch-writing partner Andy who doesn’t have a blog)

Happy Halloween

Here’s a Halloween song to put you in the holiday spirit.  After you finish watching it you should watch other videos by my friend Greg. He’s pretty special.

Words of Wisdom

Julie left this comment on my Muppets post the other day and I thought it would behoove (pardon the pig humor) me to repost it.

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”     – Miss Piggy

 

Image of the Divine Miss P from here.

Hilarious

I just returned from lunch some clever person had left this in my chair.  I’m sure they got it via email and it’s probably circled the globe 2x by now but I think it’s hilarious.

Atl, I hope Beyonce lets you come on stage.