It’s Master’s Week in Augusta! I don’t really care much for golf but I enjoy the Master’s a great deal. Why is that, you ask? Because the pimento cheese, cold beer, handsome men, gorgeous scenery and people watching are unrivaled.
Sarah and I went yesterday to the practice round and caught the Par 3 Contest. What fun! Many of the players had their children serve as their caddies and a few even let them putt. I get the pleasure of joining Lenka Friday afternoon for the actual Tournament as well.
In the past (and I’m sure it’ll be the case this year too) scads of people have followed Tiger Woods around the course and have just been obsessed with him. I have never been one of those people. Tiger rubbed me the wrong way from the first time we saw him at the National. He’s arrogant, rude and I don’t have any interest in following him around. I much prefer the kind family men who are friendly with the fans and humble and gracious. Men like Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els and Bernhard Langer. I’m really pulling for Ernie to win this year.
Isn’t Phil just precious? Image from here.
While we were at the National yesterday, Sarah and I did a little bit of preliminary golfer surveillance. I’ve selected a few of the good looking ones to investigate further.
Bill Haas
Age: 27 Status: Single Nationality: American
Image from here.
Paul Casey
Age: 32 Status: Single Nationality: English
Image from here.
Ricky Barnes
Age: 29 Status: Single Nationality: American
Image from here.
Luke Donald
Age: 32 Status: Married Nationality: English
Image from here.
Sergio Garcia
Age: 30 Status: Single Nationality: Spanish
Image from here.
Trevor Immelman
Age: 30 Status: Married, one child Nationality: South African
Image from here.
Dustin Johnson
Age: 25 Status: Single Nationality: American
Image from here.
Robert Karlsson
Age: 40 Status: Married, two children Nationality: Swedish
Image from here.
Martin Kaymer
Age: 25 Status: Single Nationality: German
Image from here.
Hunter Mahan
Age: 27 Status: Single Nationality: American
Image from here.
Graeme McDowell
Age: 30 Status: ? Nationality: Irish
Image from here.
John Merrick (make sure you Google “John Merrick Golfer” or you’ll get photos of the Elephant Man)
Age: 28 Status: Married Nationality: American
Image from here.
Ryan Moore
Age: 27 Status: Single Nationality: American
Image from here.
Sean O’Hair
Age: 27 Status: Married, two children Nationality: American
Image from here.
Alvaro Quiros
Age: 27 Status: Single Nationality: Spanish
Image from here.
Charl Schwartzel
Age: 25 Status: Single Nationality: South African
Image from here.
Adam Scott
Age: 29 Status: Single Nationality: Australian
Image from here.
Nick Watney
Age: 28 Status: Single Nationality: American
Image from here.